You wonder why everyone else talks so slowly.
You always suspect the red light is broken.
You pass up joggers when you're walking to class.
People think you've had a lot of coffee when you haven't, and that you've had cocaine when you've had coffee.
You learned your multiplication tables while standing on your head.
You wish queues were on a treadmill so at least you'd be moving.
When you try to play frisbee with the dog, you end up throwing and retrieving the frisbee.
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Oh I'm so glad. I think you love me BECAUSE I'm silly, though. I've never met an entirely serious person that I've liked.
Michaela when I come visit this fall you are obligated to do multiplaction for me whilst standing on your head.
Are you sure you don´t mean to implicate Brianna with that statement? I distinctly recall sophomore year her walking into my room and insisting I oin her in doing handstands.
Emma, if you come and visit me I will do my multiplications tables up to twelve while standing on my head. Ann is coming during Fall Break! And maybe Emily. We could party hearty.
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