Young Socrates

Me: "What do those antennae on the side of your [bug made out of a construction set] do?"
A: "Hold on--I have to go do some research before I can answer that."

A: "Can you check the weather report to make sure there are no tornadoes?"
Me: "The weather report says it will be 71 degrees tomorrow. Today it was 70."
A: "So it's going to be one degree farenheit warmer tomorrow."

A: "How much more do I have to eat?"
Me: "Half your green beans."
A divides his beans in half and then continues to add more to the "eat" pile.
A: I like green beans.
Me: Well, you could eat them all.
A: No!