Saturday, March 17, 2007

Lady Chatterley's Lover: An Accident of History?

We didn't read D.H. Lawrence in college (No great surprise, really, considering the hullabaloo that was raised over Jonathan Swift). I was impelled to read Women in Love by Emma, because it was her favorite book. I completely agree with her assessment. The book is great because of its characters, and because of the dialog and interactions between them. There are multiple sympathetic characters. The main protagonists are two sisters, Ursula and Gudrun, and friends who fall in love with them, Birkin and Gerald. All four have different perspectives on love, philosophy, and human relationships, and all four discuss their ideas in sparkling, intelligent dialog (they are, in Brianna's phrase, "intellectual gladiators"). Even minor characters, such as the Pussum and Gerald's mother, have a certain appeal. The ending of the book is surprising, and no one narrative squelches the others. The book is a novel and not a manifesto.
Lady Chatterley's Lover, on the other hand, IS a manifesto. I perhaps like the book still less in that I disagree with the manifesto. Lawrence's philosophy, that people are only fulfilled in so much as they are sexually fulfilled, is hardly new or unique. Perhaps if I liked it, I would find it "powerful" or "compelling." Even those who agree, however, must admit that that the book is not multi-vocal. Constance Chatterley is portrayed essentially as a bitch in heat -- a needy womb - whose needs are met by the erect, masculine, and uncomplicated gamesman Mellors. These are the protagonists. The antagonists are, essentially, everyone else -- the "unnatural" modern man who has been deadened by industrial labor or the scholar who has been made effete by over-concentration on the mind. This latter type is given flesh in Chester Chatterley -- whose lower parts are debilitated by actual handicap as well as disinclination. There is little serious discussion between the pro- and anti-sensualists. One side is simply right and the other wrong, thus stymieing the potential for brilliant dialog that exists in WiL. The book also fails due to the play-by-play sexual activity between Constance and Mellors. A story consists of highlighting important events that together make a plot. As a reviewer recently said about Jane Smiley's new novel, extremely detailed accounts of other people's sex lives can, in fact, be boring. Finally, I found myself unsympathetic to the book because of its portrayal of women. WiL made me wonder why Lawrence was ever accused of sexism; LCL made me see why.

Yet LCL is undoubtedly Lawrence's best-known work. It appears on lists of "canonical" literature, and is discussed in history books. This is, of course, because it was banned for its four letter words and explicit sexuality until 1959. Since then, though, how many people have read LCL rather than WiL merely because it is the "canonical" Lawrence work? How many have read the Iliad rather than the Odyssey because it is first sequentially? How many works in the canon are there because of their length, the controversy they raised, or how well they fit into a freshman-level literature course? A good argument, I suppose, for reading multiple works to truly know an author.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Right of Passage

When the weather is beautiful, like it is now, I like to take a nice, brisk walk down the trail. Often, though, my pace is needlessly impeded. Certain groups of people fail to abide by Michaela's 2 Principles of Trail-Sharing:

1) Trails operate effectively like roads. There are people going two directions, and you should walk/bike/rollerblade close on the right side of the trail. Passing should occur on the left. Further meditation on this principle would preclude any lolligagging down the middle of the trail, weaving back and forth, or forcing people coming the other way into the mud because you are walking "with someone."

2) Not all people go the same speed. Some of us are gifted with longer legs, better muscle tone, and more competitive natures than others. The logical implication of this is that people should facilitate being passed by other people. Many people wish to progress at faster clip than that of an ambling fat man, pooping dog, or toddling infant. Still fewer people wish to come to a complete stop and have a conversation in the middle of the bike trail.

I have further discovered that the main violators of Michaela's Principles are from certain demographic groups, namely Old People, Families, and Dogowners. Old people tend to be some of the worst lolligaggers. They always act genuinely surprised when one sloshes around them from the edge of the trail because they are in the middle of it. They also fail to see the virtue in going Single File. Or perhaps they do. Their pugnacious looks indicate a "those young whipper-snappers had better step off the trail or I'll hit them with my cane" attitude.

Families are the dominant trail hogs, though. They're really the dirty bomb of trail perils, as they are often composed of multiple hazards such as old people, children, and dogs. The father of the family usually walks slightly in front (though not far enough in front to form a vertical line), usually wearing a football fleece, and usually with a potbelly puffed out -- the bow of the familial vessel. Following behind is a weaving, arm-locked band of kiddie bikes, puppies, and wheelchairs, sure to throw any serious exerciser completely off rhythm.

Worst, really, are dogowners, because dogs aren't people. They're not even felines. Yet their owners obviously consider them worthy of taking up 10 times more trail than a person with their ridiculously long leashes. And then when they pass another dogowner, inevitably they stop and encourage the dogs to sniff each other, forming an impermeable barrier of rope and fur across the trail.

The demographics of trail violators indicate to me that they know they should be considerate and share the trail, and that they even know how. Rather, they consider themselves -- old people, families, and dogowners -- to be the embodiment of "America." Malevolent interest groups like Focus on the Family, AARP, and the American Kennel Club further reinforce these illusions of privilege. Young people, single people, and non-dog people can betake themselves down the wide road to you-know-where.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Great article from Slate...

...by Jacob Weisberg about politikspeak and Iraq:
"The disciplined [presidential candidates], like Hillary Clinton, carefully avoid acknowledging reality. The more candid, like John McCain and Barack Obama, sometimes blurt out the truth, but quickly apologize."
Not that almost all of Slate's articles aren't great.

I promise to stop riding my dual high horses - the idiocy of Iraq and social conservatism - in my next post, when I examine canonicity in light of two of D.H. Lawrence's novels - Women in Love and Lady Chatterley's Lover.

In other news, I had my last exam EVAH today! Congratulate me. And if anyone says anything about future advanced degrees right now, I'll smack them.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Under Construction: Parallel Conservative Universe

Why bother debating and compromising with the rest of humanity when we can assert our own body of knowledge??!!

Right-wingers have set up a conservative alternative to Wikipedia: Conservapedia! Conservapedia not only fights the anti-Christian bias evident in Wikipedia, but also the anti-American bias. One of the five main rules (called commandments, to honor the Bible) is that American spellings MUST be used. Conservapedia rightly points out that there are entirely too many articles about British royalty in Wikipedia, really tainting the entire pool of 1.5 million articles. In addition, C.E. and B.C.E. are absolutely forbidden, since Christians can't have meaningful discussions on anything with anyone who denies Christ's centrality to history.

The "About Conservapedia" page notes:

Wikipedia claims about 1.5 million articles, but what it does not say is that a large number of those articles have zero educational value. For example, Wikipedia has 1075 separate articles about "Moby" and "song".[14] Many hundreds of thousands of Wikipedia articles -- perhaps over half its website -- are about music, Hollywood, and other topics beneath a regular encyclopedia. This reflects a bias towards popular gossip rather than helpful or enlightening information.
Indeed, the authors are sadly correct. The general public may be more concerned about Pan's Labyrinth and Johann Sebastian Bach than historical facts like Franklin's conversion to Christianity at the end of his life. And I think we can all extract the larger principle from the sample search for "Moby" and "song", without being nitpicky and pointing out that keyword searches return many false positives that might not be considered "frivolous." Of course, it would be ludicrous to imply that there were 1075 separate articles about the songs of one artist.

Another excellent service the authors provide is to point out several heinous errors in Wikipedia. Whether or not the encyclopedia is an experiment in collaborative knowledge gathering, the (liberal) editors should be held responsible for all mistakes!

After all, as Conservapedia points out: "Robert McHenry, former Editor-in-Chief for the Encyclopedia Britannica, wrote about Wikipedia's bias and included this observation:
"One simple fact that must be accepted as the basis for any intellectual work is that truth – whatever definition of that word you may subscribe to – is not democratically determined."
Which is why, my good American and Christian brothers, this site is not an open, collaborative encyclopedia at all! We just thought "-pedia" was a cool ending. We've decided to ONE-UP the unfair liberal control at Wikipedia by creating an even MORE controlled site -- but this time WE control it! On Conservapedia, NOT JUST ANYONE can sign up and contribute material, thus keeping liberal biases from clouding our judgment, corrupting our children, and colouring (or should I say coloring) our facts.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Artifacts from my camera


Locked out of the parish fallout shelter....


NOOO!!!! Why did the Iranians have to bomb the Mcdonald's in Toledo?



The Catholic Church in Toledo


Belle Isle, Detroit

The meat market in Detroit...oh, the tortures poor Emma suffered.


The Carmen Miranda Frog at the Erie Street Market (remember pushing me around there, Brianna?)

Friday, February 23, 2007

Emma's Coming!


And I fully intend to try every vegetarian restaurant in Ann Arbor, but especially the Earthen Jar.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

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Friday, February 16, 2007

New Technology



OK...so this may not be historically accurate...but haven't we all felt like the poor helpdesk guy when trying to teach someone how to search a database?

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The emperor has no clothes?

Does THIS sound like an executive order from an administration that is not ashamed of its actions?

Just a short summary (in case you don't like reading this sort of thing)...this order "allows incumbent or former presidents and their heirs to withhold the release of presidential papers that would otherwise be made public after 12 years, even if national security matters are not involved" (American Libraries Direct, 2/14/2007). A segment of the faculty at Southern Methodist University, backed by the Society of American Archivists, are resisting the construction of the Bush Library until he backs down on this.

In related news, one of my colleagues at the Ford Presidential Library in Ann Arbor uncovered some documents that revealed Dick Cheney's actions back in the Ford administration in a fairly unfavorable light. PBS and The New York Times cover it. No big surprise, really.

Slaughterhouse 5 and Toni Morrison Book Challenged in Michigan School

Conservative values group challenges five books in advanced English class because of sex and violence content.

Questions:

1. At what age should kids be exposed to "real" events like slavery and war? Is there a way to satisfactorily portray these historical events without including explicit material like swearing and sex?

2. Does it matter that these books are in an optional class? Does it matter that this is a public vs. private school?

3. Does it matter that these are books with literary merit as opposed to movies, rock music, etc.?

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Let's go Krogering!

How often do you think about grocery stores? I would argue that they are an important symbol of a civilization's mode of existence. Have you noticed that virtually every escape- from- communism- into- democracy story features a first trip to a western grocery store? I think we should all write brief histories of shopping. They would be illuminative of our socio-economic backgrounds.

My first grocery memories are of Pueblo and Pueblo Xtra. While they didn't carry North American staples like chocolate chips or whole wheat flour or raspberries, they were a step above my grandmother's situation -- she used to have to drive to San Juan to procure anything more than rice and beans.

I was always marveled at Meijer when I would visit the States. The rows upon rows of bulk candy, the free samples, the sanitized shininess and lack of aroma in the meat and fruit departments. Finally, we got a Walmart in Puerto Rico and it seemed that we had arrived.

But after moving to the States I became more picky. I always left Walmart (i.e. "Mecca" in Leesburg) smelling slightly of fried chicken and Chinese labor camps. Trader Joe's and Whole Foods, of course, leave one feeling much more enlightened and middle-class. But for everyday shopping without connotations, there is always Kroger in the midwest.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Wait...there ARE heroes in Iraq!

Director of Iraq's National Library and Archive blogs. Reason #3,657 why war is bad: it destroys cultural repositories (cf. Dresden in WWII).

Friday, February 02, 2007

My Day

1. "How are you?" "Functional, thank you."

2. What is a nonexample?

3. Pharmacies are confusing.

4. I am more depressed than 90% 0f my peers (perhaps this is a nonexample of things that should be posted on a blog).

5. You know those objective statements at the beginning of syllabuses? Those things we always assumed the professors pulled out of their . . . hats? Well, there are actually books about them. They're called "taxonomies of educational objectives." Who would have thought?

6. Harry Potter (well, the actor) is starring in a play about a teenager who finds horses erotic (Equus). There is a nude scene. There are promo pictures, but I'm not posting them here. I just thought you should know.