Friday, August 18, 2006

Today...

I bought gas for $2.65 a gallon! This small miracle occurred in a Marathon station at the intersection of Holland-Sylvania and Dorr. Isn't that great? (I am ignoring the fact that three years ago it was well under $2.00 a gallon. DON'T remind me).
P.S. I don't want to know if they have inferior gas. I don't even want to know, and I don't care. Someday if/when I'm rich I'll buy premium.

Actually, being an ostrich is a good way to avoid high blood pressure. They say 80% of doctor visits are stress-related. Maybe if I stop reading the news I can lay off my stress pills altogether and start drinking coffee again.

To survive modern life, one almost needs to be a combination of a gold fish and an ostrich. GOLDRICH? OST FISH?

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